january 12th, 2020 - i joined the site.
we saw each other for the first time.
january 14th, 2020 - i met you.
and you hated me. understandably, i was awkward and asked you about dick. in retrospect i could see how that'd rub you the wrong way.
january xx, 2020 - i stole your bio.
i thought ( and still think ) i was very funny.
january xx, 2o20 - you came to me.
i tried to console you. the next day we talked in hashtags. i was still doing a bit. we exchanged kiks anyway. we ended up talking a lot. more than i talked to anyone else.
february 2nd, 2020 - your birthday.
i was in new york and you were in l.a. you guilted me into staying with you for a month. ( i wouldn't have gone if i didn't want to.. )
february 14th, 2020 - valentines?
i was your valentines.
march 2nd, 2020 - i had to leave.
and you decided to come with me. you moved across the country to be with me.
march 7th, 2020 - quizzes.
i am really bad at holding conversations. i depended on little quizzes to keep our conversations going. this is the earliest example i could of this was this date :)
march xx, 2020 - tellonym.
when people were spamming you for your crush. i swear it wasn't me. ( okay only like two of them were me ,, it was funny!! )
march xx, 2020 - our own place.
im still filling up the bookshelf. and i still like it a lot.
march 20th, 2020 - pets.
i was upset one day. i don't remember why. and i mentioned to you i missed my lizard. you fucking went out and got two dogs and two bearded dragons for me. i probably just needed a sandwich.
march 23rd, 2020 - i was nice to you?
nice is debatable.

march 26th, 2020 - minecraft.
almost positive this is the day we started playing minecraft together

march 27th, 2020 - midsommar.
roughly the date i made my kast. this was the start of watching movies together. im really happy we do this still.. :)
march 31st, 2020 - turtles.
fuck those fucking turtles.

april 1st, 2020 - fake dating.
our relationship is a fanfiction trope in itself. i called you my girl. i remember being very nervous doing that, even if it was fake. but god i wanted to trick kitty so b a d .
april 7th, 2020 - we fake broke up.
you were pretty upset with me. did not know why.
april xx, 2020 - 50 things.
you wrote me fifty things you like about me. i was so awkward. i never knew how to react when you showed me love.
april 21st, 2020 - our break.
we had been fighting a lot. it wasn't supposed to last long. i just felt like we were bad for each other.
april 25th, 2020 - we made up.
not even five days later.
april 26th, 2020 - roblox.
after months of rejecting the idea of roblox,, i finally caved. i was very sad that week. i remember vividly that the only thing that really made me laugh was carrying baby version of you around the map in that dumb game.
april 27th, 2020 - parakite.
it's parakeet dumbass. also started realizing i should probably ask you out around here. also, i'm cumming.

april 30th, 2020 - the kitchen floor.
glad we're in consensus of how much this night meant to us both.. we have jen being a mess to thank.
april 30th, 2020 - do u want me?
i did.

may 7th, 2020 - i told kitty the plan.
and kitty made me tell timothee. and this resulted in them getting a huge fight.

may 8th, 2020 - sent me your tits?
i was beyond shocked.

may 9th, 2020 - i wanted you.
you were just so determined to get that stupid joke to work .. i wanted to ask you out as soon as i could. that's when i started working on the scavenger hunt.

may 10th, 2020 - i asked you.
after nearly backing out several times and multiple nausea spells, i finally asked you to be mine, you literally cried.
may 11th, 2020 - the next day.
i wanna put this up on our wall.

may 14th, 2020 - i kissed you.
on the balcony of our apartment after trying very hard to make it romantic. i was really nervous.
may 19th, 2020 - fuck modeling.
i wrote an argumentative essay that ended in you quitting your job.
may 20th, 2020 - paragraphs.
we wrote objective paragraphs for each other and made each other cry.
may 21st, 2020 - royale high.
you had some eboy follow you around and we scared the high schoolers in royale high by u sucking me off in public .. also we had sex in the apts.

may ??, 2020 - thru the walls lol
our mona lisa.
may 27th, 2020 - france.
we had sex a lil bit..
june 4th, 2020 - we moved.
to twitter! we survived, but lost many friends on our journey..
june 4th, 2020 - d word.
i opened up to you about dissociation for the first time. it felt good to tell you the truth.
june 8th, 2020 - tricked u.
hope u had fun with 2 girls 1 cup :D

july 7th, 2020 - our map :)
we'll visit each and every one of these awful places one day.
july 13th, 2020 - we formed poggers.
jason and ciara forever ..

july 14th, 2020 - six months
click the map.


